House of Darkly

Yeah, I got sick. Either that or I’ve just been drinking too much battery acid. And then my Netflix choice was about a guy with a terrible disease slowly going insane in his hospital bed. Not ideal comfort whilst lying around ill.

SO I don’t really know how it’s supposed to work, but if you ever wanted to ask me anything, anon or otherwise, knock yourselves out; cause I got nothing better I can actually do.

Don’t get me wrong though… I never forgive myself for not doing everything all the way. Balls to the wall like a guy I used to know would say.

I’d rather wipe out on the black diamond than sail through the bunny slope.

That’s just how I roll. I mean ski. I mean sew. I’m changing my profile to “Jack of All Trades, Competent at Some”

While I hand sew I watch stuff on Netflix…been having a Poirot marathon because apparently I can’t get enough of men with accents solving crimes. :X So I started thinking… they’ve done Sherlock, they’re doing Marple, what about modern-day Poirot? OTZ

HERCULE: COMING THIS FALL ON FBS*
*Fantasy Broadcasting Network

Hercule “Herc” Poirot is a fashionably retro hipster from Montreal who turns heads with his staggering good looks and waxed mustache. He moves to New York City and becomes friends with equally dashing Hastings, an Iraq-war vet and trust fund baby who brings Herc into his classy world of high society. Struck by his friend’s talents of observation, Hastings persuades him to start his own private detective agency in the Hamptons, with the assistance of Miss Lemon, a former call girl turned secretary.

(David Suchet will hunt me down and have me beaten for this.)

Still all work and no play (or rest) in my house for another week so I’ll have enough plush stock for Megacon. I get to be on Tumblr for 5 minutes maximum as a reward for finishing things so I don’t go completely mad. 

That’s right. You heard me. I’m using Tumblr… to stay SANE.

I like the phrase “run off your feet” (instead of “busy” etc.) because it implies one of two scenarios must then occur:

1) you will collapse on the floor

2) you will learn to fly

I’m always hoping one day it’ll be #2